Updated: 17 Oct 2005 by Ah Seng
Dear Ah Beng
Wat a waste u din go Bangkok with us! It was so happening! The swan boat race was damn eye-opener and the shopping damn te-gong lor! Best of all, we also go clubbing! Everyday also orh1-bak4-kag4 come back becos not enuf sleeping! But nebermind I got exchange many international team t-shirts for u. touched or not?
I tell u, I damn impressed by the swan boat race man. The organizers make us feel like VIPs. Got people come and pick us up from airport, got people film us everywhere we go, got comfortable tourist bus to ferry us here and there. Somemore got guide for every bus. Plus got free food and mineral water during training and events. So shiok man! Somemore got special tent for us. Really feel like kings and queens lor! Plus got farewell dinner buffet somemore.
VIP treatment.
I tell u, the swan boats also damn te-gong. A bit hard to balance plus no rudder. Must cox with paddle one. Lucky we got go down for training 1 day before. Otherwise sure flip one. Wa if flip will be damn lao kiu man. Also the paddle got no handle one. Dunno how to grip. Wa but the locals damn good lor. Rowing in 30 and 50 man boats still can row damn fast and very sinkronice. My jaw drop ok. I really kao-taw to them man. U dunch c them skinny-skinny short-short but v power ok!
Skinny skinny short short rowers.
But I tell u, the philippino and the Chinese also not bad lor! U see the philippino sama like body builders like dat. Got big muscles. We look like boys man standing beside them. But then hor, they from navy and police one. The Chinese are very low-profile. But when they row, everybody notice them. Initially they row with the philippino police team. Haven reach halfway they already stand up to row. Wa lau damn impressed lor. I already got problem balancing they can stand up to row somemore so sinkronice one! Then the philippino cannot take it they also stand up to row. But they garang gabok until their boat sink before they finish. Very drama mama. But they also damn cool. They just sit inside the boat and wait for rescue. Damn cool lor.
The narrow Swan Boat.
Anyway I tell u, we quite suay. Our teams all kena row with strong teams. Team A kena the Thailand team B. team B kena penang forward. How to beat them all guys one???? See kway ask the Thailand team to row slowly. Wa they really! I row until peng sang in the boat but I see them like easy row like that. The rest not rowing say it was quite funny becos we row so hard but they look so sinang. Anyway they easy row also win us by a lot. Then our rapidcharge we row against macau. Also all guys. This one also lost. Team B kenna the philippino police team also lost. How to fight like dat? We got girls they got muscle men wat!
so after first day safra out already but u know safra lar out still damn happie. Becos got more time to do shopping ma. ITE also lost. Only the cha-palang Singapore team got in. But they damn lucky lor. They kenna another mixed team from hong kong. See, we suay or not?
I tell u, the Chinese beat the Thailand teams. Damn solid right? Earlier the minister still very sure Thailand will win. But the Chinese stand up to row from start to finish! How to beat them like dat????? Tegong right???? Really lose until no pants to wear!
But I think my favourite event is the farewell dinner. Got buffet, got free flow of beer, got yum-seng, got dancing. Got ma-pok sing song. And got change many jerseys. Sama like d&d lor!
Buffet dinner.
I really impressed man. 1st time go overseas rowing and got so many international teams from Vietnam, macau, china, hongkong, pilippine. Wa really international. Beng, dats why I say u lugi lor.
After dat is shopping shopping until I also blur. Got night market, got day market, got weekend market, got dry market, got wet market. All kinds of market lar! Somemore got shopping centres. All so crowded! Then got patpong. i think patpong is very your kind of place. Everything also have. Got girlie bars, got gay bars, got straight bars. I tell u we went into a gay bar to look-look-see-see but then got too many people starting at us until we got scared. Then got many people ask us if we want to c ping-pong show, banana show. 200baht only. But the girls also not say very pretty.
I think the disco lagi better lar. Yiling jie say got this place call RCA. Can find zouk. But she dunno how to go there. So we anyhow walk from the mrt station. Somemore just now it rained big time and got water splash out from the expressway when cars go by. Wa lau! We try to siam but still kena many times until we c expressway then we quickly run. But then I still kena. Dats why your white esprit shirt got brown dots lor. Pai she ah bro. But now u know is not my fault wat.
RCA is really damn hot lor. Got so many big clubs. And so many people! Esp pretty young girls! But need passport lor and we all neber bring. But dunno why they choose a quiet place which got nobody. But we also dunch care lar. We dinrk and dance and drink and dance until the place become full of people. Then we left becos got someone drunk. The next night we still go to this place call Hollywood. Also drink until peng4. and got someone drunk again.. must bring them back to hotel.
Happy hour!!.
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(Ah Seng ran out of words and patience here ? )